Imagine if they were cheaper around finals... I would personally not be spared

Less is more.

i said i want to luk like liamishel and i want surgury liamishel has and nurs sed ok

It’s incredible how much mental and physical torture five men can inflict in just 18 months.

Thinking. Pondering. Wondering.

He does, however, consider your membership in ILMUNC, the Philomathean Society, and Penn Democrats.

I guess one way would be to write for some shitty comedy outlet a few times a week and just delegitimize everything I do in class. 

My friends on the TV were somewhat concerned with the state of the US House of Representatives.

Finally! A comprehensive list of places where one can scream in and be at peace.

 I miss the enlightened and sincere demeanor you presented with before this interschool minor!

Check on your friends with Health Registration Holds…    

I think it’s your nose, maybe your chin. It's like someone overlayed every white girls' face. 

Despite his decidedly insufferable characteristics, I must concede that this kid fucking dripsssss.

I realize I am damned to this narrative.

Nothing is truly ever as it seems, yet everything acts in accordance to what you do. Therefore, extend your love to me!

Jersey? Hannah is going to OWN a house with a yard? And she is a manager at Super Cuts in Cherry Hill?

I love you and I don't know your stance on venn diagrams.

For now, engaging in a Mad Fit Workout is merely an unattainable dream, one that I reach for, but never quite reach. 

Even if your parents don’t come, it’s still an exciting time — you already know that your roommate is rich, now it's time to see if they also have a hot dad.

The closest I will ever come to that 10-dollar lox sandwich