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Articles
Girl Who Refuses to Actively Support Friend in Any Way Comments "wow u r literally perfect" on Friend's Profile Picture
No way! In a shocking turn of events, Margaret Benson (C '18), someone with a friendship track record that is shitty at best, has suddenly decided to be nice to her friend Sarah Goldstein (C '18) on social media
Ego of the Week: The Mop at Rumor
The Ego of the Week this week is the Rumor nightclub mop. UTB sat down with the mop and heard all about the mop's role in the bustling Philadelphia clubbing scene, the mop's passions, and more!
Passionate Professor Gets Teary-Eyed About The Death of Abraham Lincoln As the Whole Class Fully Browses Facebook
Timothy Dean is a tenured history professor with an unmatched knowledge and passion for Civil War studies. In his free time, he does pretty much nothing besides watch Ken Burns documentaries about the American South and crafting charcoal portraits of Abraham Lincoln.
3 Types of Yarn You Can Knit This Summer While All Your Friends Are Interning at Hedge Funds
You probably know that a ton of your friends will be spending their summers in the Big Apple working in finance. Lucky for you, you have nothing to do at all from June until August! It is only fitting that you take up a new and exciting hobby.
Senior Who Paid $80 For A Despacito Fling Downtown Still Hasn't Paid Roommate Back For Toilet Paper
Endearingly Overeager Freshman Adds on Three Minors as If They Actually Fucking Matter
3 Ways to Effortlessly Mention You Were Tapped for a Senior Society in a Casual Conversation
Hero: This Girl Shovels Soup into Her Mouth on Her Walk to Class to Not Waste Time Eating Lunch
Defying the System: This Girl is Going to St. Barth's Instead of PV for Spring Break
Achievement in Real Estate: This Frat's Basement Isn't Moldy
Senior Anxiously Asks Professor If Midterms Will Be Graded Before the Drop Deadline for Fourth Year in a Row
OP-ED: I Live in The Radian, But I'm Not Like Other Girls
Shocking: This Senior Knows All the State Capitals in the United States but Has Never Taken SEPTA
Five Button-Downs That Say, 'I’m Really Busy, but I’ll Still Get Lunch With You'
OP-ED: Yeah, Sex Is Great and All, but Have You Ever Had a Schedule With No Recitations?
Wow! This Freshman Deactivated His Facebook to 'Focus on Academics' and Still Got a C- in PSYC 001
How To Pretend You Want to Be Ryan's Date to Formal When You Really Just Want a New Profile Picture
Venmo to Replace “Remind” Button With “pay me back for the fucking Franzia, Daniel, it’s been two weeks”
