This will give students a staggering thirty extra seconds of exposure to the finest mental health resource out there: artificial LED light.

I know one thing will always be there for me: my culturally diverse but also culturally sensitive but also culturally accommodating Grommons frozen meal exchange section. 

I hope you found your community immediately after reading this enlightening article!

WUCC announces "the next step in streamlining open communication between stakeholders and creating an optimal environment for connection in the romantic stratosphere."

 I could see the parents think to themselves, “Wow, they sure didn’t look that unhappy at Harvard!”

In this way, I will save you. Not from the Ben bench, but from yourselves.