Maura Pinder
Articles
You Might Remember Us: We Went to Frat Thing, Who Cares?
November 3, 2022 at 2:30 pm
We are the ones who put our groupmates to shame with an unprecedented number of Instagram story views last Wednesday evening.
OP-ED: Why Don’t We Throw Parties During the Day? Dayparty? Drarty?
September 9, 2022 at 11:26 am
Why are we waging war on our circadian rhythm?
OP-ED: I Don’t Care That Someone Is Impersonating You on Instagram, and I Will Not Report the Account
March 23, 2022 at 10:44 am
Maybe I am a bad person, maybe one day I will be the victim of a crime just as heinous, and maybe then I will have sympathy for these individuals who have their internet persona robbed from them, but as of now, I do not care.
OP-ED: My Dad Has a Lawyer, but Not in the Same Way Yours Does
February 28, 2022 at 12:01 pm
Upon reflection, I am proposing that NONE of us talk about our lawyers, that way nobody feels left out.
BREAKING: People Who Are Trying to Fuck Get Trapped in Elevator
February 22, 2022 at 8:58 am
“I thought we would just hook up and then see each other on Tinder for the next few years, maybe run into each other at Commons. I’m not really sure what to say.”