Maya Kreger
Articles
Quiz: J. Larry Jameson Lunch Order or Bible Verse?
Eat, drink, and be merry!
Oh, Melancholia! Everyday Pleasantries and Meaningful Friendships Reduced to Nothing With My Noise Canceling Headphones
If a tree falls in the forest, but I am wearing noise-canceling headphones, does it make a sound?
Justice for the Little Sibling: Exposing the Dark Underbelly of DP Photo
Giving a voice to the voiceless.
40 Things That Will Happen Before Penn Picks a New President
Number 12 WILL shock you.
Faking Interest
An advice column about love, life, and rock n’ roll, run by two of the sveltest broads in all of Pennsylvania.
Hey! Look at These Clocks. Add Them and Guess the Time!
Time is not linear.
Collapsing The Binary: HipCityVeg to Offer Vegan Escargot
Eat a burger, you sick fuck.
Bless Up! After Googling a Word I Realized That I Did, in Fact, Use It Correctly
Malaise is the Pantone color of the year. Use that in a sentence today.
You Bitch, You! Professor Cancels Class Due to Vague Reasoning, Comes Back with Killer Face Lift
The 75-year-old professor emeritus was repeatedly asked what classes she was taking next semester, mistaken for an undergrad.
Omg, Nooo! Girl Whose Texts I’m Reading in Front of Me Tells Friend This Class Is Boring, Friend Agrees
You are so bored and I know how much you hate that.
Nevertheless She Persisted! Girl Puts on Light Sweater in Cold Lecture Hall, Makes it Known
Cold lecture hall, be gone. Git!
Ciao, Bella! Girl Misses First Three Weeks of Class, Still on Island Time from Summering in Capri
The water there is just so clear. Almost, like a bottle of Voss, but not quite.
Photo Essay: A Tour of Penn's Campus with Coin for Scale
Now you know how large these buildings are, as well as the color of my nails.
Ugh! My Nespresso Package Got Stolen From My Off-Campus-Brownstone-Penthouse-Suite Doorstep
Is this some sort of karmic retribution for my entitlement, is the world mocking my self-assuredness, in an attempt to prove me woefully wrong?
Fuck Summer Internships, I Want to Be Remembered for My Art
Internships are seasonal, art is forever.
Faking Interest, 第四个
An advice column about love, life, and rock n’ roll, run by two of the sveltest broads in all of Pennsylvania.
Damn, This Lovely Spring Weather Is Making Me Reflect on the Cyclical Nature of It All
How was your spring equinox? I almost forgot to ask.
Scenery Reveal! Look at That Building Where the McDonald's Used to Be
Check it out.
Photo Essay: Welcome to My World of Truly Delicious Foods
Buckle up and let's discover some great foods together...
Commons Lowkey Sceney Tonight! I See My One Friend Over There
Soupe du jour? Friendship.