Oscar Eichmann
Articles
OP-ED: I Ain’t Got Much, but I'll Always Have My Dunkin’ Boosted Status
November 28, 2023 at 7:05 pm
Proudly, I #runondunkin
OP-ED: My Name Tent Doesn’t Define Me, My Pensive Sighing Does
November 2, 2023 at 8:58 pm
The horror, goddam the horror.
We Asked ChatGPT to Write An Article For Us. Here’s What it Produced.
April 25, 2023 at 6:17 pm
Beep boop beep boop.
Breaking: Mark’s Cafe to Be Replaced by French Patisserie With Little Chef Hats
February 14, 2023 at 8:36 pm
Mark, you shouldn't have! Mais non, Mark! Mark, mais non!