Rafael Foster
Articles
Ouch! My Big Little Reveal Was Just a Picture of Me Before and After Ozempic
April 1, 2025 at 12:00 pm
I was the last one called up, and something weird happened: The lights turned off, and a projector turned on. Slowly a curtain opened to a picture of me from 5 years ago.
Oopsies! I Mixed Up My Advil With My Laxatives and Exploded All Over Locust
January 22, 2025 at 4:15 pm
Silly me!
Everyone on Campus Was Terrified by My Costume. I Was Poverty for Halloween.
November 4, 2024 at 7:28 pm
I had to look up what "poverty" was in the dictionary. I wad appalled when I read the definition.
Breaking: My Cat Costume Was So Good That When I Got MERTed They Took Me to Penn Vet
November 4, 2024 at 7:27 pm
I don't think it helped that I was meowing instead of speaking...
I Used My Platinum AMEX to Swipe Into Huntsman and It Worked
October 25, 2024 at 2:20 pm
Who needs a Penn card when you have a credit card?!!
WTF! WLCNO (Weingarten Learning Center New Offering): HTDAAP (How To Decode Acronyms At Penn)
October 1, 2024 at 1:49 pm
Why tf are acronyms so difficult at Penn??