Twitpenn Volume V

Here at UTB, we believe the only thing better than navel-gazing Twitters are navel-gazing Twitters tweeting about Penn and Penn's campus.

From ambiguous allusions to what makes the D.P. Dough sauce oh-so-irresistible to the shenanigans of Whartonites and Penn student-wannabes, see "what's happening" out and about campus after the jump.

We've already professed our love for the guys over at D.P. Dough, but wait, there's more!

Let's get our priorities straight here: do I apply to UPenn for its stellar academics, great faculty and dabomb.com blog, or do I apply for its proximity to the Hershey themepark. Duh! No-brainer!

We don't know what's more surprising: that the guys over Wharton actually have souls, or that might just care about the humanities?

We're not even going to ask about this one. Pretentious, yes? Does it make sense? Questionable.

Oh, the things you see on Locust.