TwitPenn Volume VI

Finally, people have stopped tweeting about #upenn #graduation #2010 (it's those same damn grandmas who figured out Facebook), allowing us to bring you a new heap of tweets. Behold, the summer thoughts of Penn's lovers, haters, and people who maybe shouldn't be allowed to use the internet.

Do we have some sort of special science, different from regular science, that you have to believe in? When/how/where did we drop "Science (feat. UCSB, Duke, and MIT)?"

Yeah... either one should do the trick.

Um, people get hit with corpses in our ER?

We HATE when we're walking along, minding our own business, dropping some tweets, and then all of a sudden a giant cage falls on us and we're trapped at Penn. There's no way out.

Let me tell you, Penn is just crawling with boo thangs. May we suggest one of those weird Ivy League dating clubs?

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.