Rogaine No More

Some Penn researchers have been making hair-raising discoveries in the realm of baldness of late.  We’ve got word that thanks to some Penn scientists, baldness will be cured in the next five years.  They’ve identified a protein called PDG2 present in the scalps of balding men that prevents hair from growing.

Luckily, there’s already developed drugs in place that block PDG2.  Hit the bald men with some anti-PDG2 cream and baldness is cured!  The scientists plan to adapt the PDG2 blocker into a usable form over the next five years and market the product to balding men everywhere. Let's celebrate the only way we know how!