Penn Mama Says Facebook Is The Devil

GUYS, students at Penn binge drink, and Philly.com columnist Sandy Hingston is ON IT. You might remember Hingston from the last time she accused us of having a drinking problem. Or when she told us we don't know how to have fun.

In her latest tirade against Penn students, Hingston blames binge drinking at Penn on Facebook (every geezer's go-to problem with our generation when no one's around to help them log into their emails). Her claim is mostly based on "what a pair of college students I talked to about on-campus drinking said."

And everyone knows that pairs of college students are the most accredited source for reliable information.